Why is Mitch McConnell being called a turtle? Answered Especially on the r/news and r/politics subs with the news about Anthony Kennedy's impending retirement, every time someone brings up Mitch McConnell the comments go back to calling him a turtle.

Dec 30, 2020 · Definitely an insult to turtles. I went swimming a few weeks ago and saw a turtle, it was magical. If I went swimming and saw Mitch McConnell, I'd find a God damn heart attack. He looks like the creature from the black lagoon.

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Sep 28, 2022 · Wow, for prompt "turtle with Mitch McConnell's face, sharp focus, digital art, epic composition, concept art, dynamic lighting, intricate, highly detailed, 8k, unreal engine, blender render" I'm getting some nice looking turtles, but no resemblance to Moscow Mitch...

Jan 4, 2021 · Well, that and the fact the turtles were the animal of choice when GOP congressman 'warned' that gay marriage would lead to beastiality. Out of all the options out there, I always found it odd how they fetishized turtles. Though it might explain Mitch's popularity and support in the party.

Jan 6, 2021 · The leatherback sea turtle is the largest of the 7 types of sea turtles. I did a book report on them in the fourth grade, I love 'em. Please use a turgid, dried, fecal discharge to represent him instead.

How does comparing McConnel to something that is awesome disrupt the media image? If anything, being compared to a turtle reinforces the conservative media image of McConnel. Turtles are generally considered wise, resilient, and survivors. If anything it's a compliment to be compared to a turtle. I don't get it.

Dec 30, 2022 · Mitch is what they look like by the time the kid’s 10 and has spent years dragging that glow worm through mud and dog poop and half melted it in the dryer and squashed it under the couch and spilled mustard and bbq sauce on it and chewed the f …

Mar 9, 2023 · For all you pretending to be all high and mighty about his accident…consider this. Mitch McConnell has voted or advocated against our healthcare, the 9/11 first responders bills, the burn pit bill, has suggested cuts to social security/Medicare, voted against fair wages, and obstructed progress in general…